{"id":244,"date":"2009-07-29T18:25:11","date_gmt":"2009-07-29T17:25:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mattwpbs.com\/?p=244"},"modified":"2009-07-29T18:25:11","modified_gmt":"2009-07-29T17:25:11","slug":"the-onion-can-still-hit-right-in-the-centre","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mattwpbs.com\/?p=244","title":{"rendered":"The Onion can still hit right in the centre&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\"><a title=\"SAN FRANCISCO\u2014In a move expected to revolutionize the mobile device industry, Apple launched its fastest and most powerful iPhone to date Tuesday, an innovative new model that can only be seen by the company's hippest and most dedicated customers.\" href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/news\/apple_claims_new_iphone_only?utm_source=a-section\" target=\"_blank\">Apple Claims New iPhone Only Visible To Most Loyal Of Customers<\/a><\/h2>\n<h2><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-245\" title=\"Apple-Claims-600x300.article_large\" src=\"https:\/\/mattwpbs.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/Apple-Claims-600x300.article_large.jpg\" alt=\"Apple-Claims-600x300.article_large\" width=\"600\" height=\"300\" \/><\/h2>\n<h2><\/h2>\n<p>Heh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apple Claims New iPhone Only Visible To Most Loyal Of Customers Heh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[57],"tags":[121,122],"class_list":["post-244","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-technology","tag-apple","tag-onion"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pAkBY-3W","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":255,"url":"https:\/\/mattwpbs.com\/?p=255","url_meta":{"origin":244,"position":0},"title":"iPhone owners &#8211; watch your text messages today&#8230;","author":"MattWPBS","date":"July 30, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"Writing about the iPhone is becoming a worrying habit on here, but what can I say? 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